Stan:
[x] You're the normal kid (well sort of)
[] You have an older sister
[] You often puke
[] You have a poofball hat
[] One of your parents is a geologist
[] Your dad can be really stupid/stubborn
[] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
[x] You have a lot of talents
Count: 2

Kyle:
[] You're Jewish
[] You own an ushanka
[] You have an adopted sibling
[x] You easily get mad
[] Your hair is curly
[] You're diabetic
[] Green and Orange are one of your favorite colors
[] One of your parents is a lawyer
Count: 1

Cartman:
[] You're fat/big-boned
[] You get made fun of because of your body weight
[] People make fat jokes about you
[x] You eat a lot of junk food
[] You love acting/dressing like Hitler
[] You think Ginger Kids have no souls
[] You've once made over 10,000 dollars
[x] You have a single mother for a reason (does it count that she's widowed?)
Count: 2

Kenny:
[x] You hide your face (I try to anyway)
[x] You're quiet
[x] You love boobies
[x] You're such a pervert with a dirty mind (hur hur hur)
[] You have cheesed before
[x] You're poor
[] Your parents fight all the time
[] You beg for money
Count: 5

Butters:
[] You often get called "gay"
[] You get grounded all the time
[] You don't have a lot of hair
[] You've seen your parents naked before
[] You have a fatass friend
[x] You're not that popular at school (I've been out of school for years but I was unpopular)
[] You dance
[x] You've fallen in love with the opposite sex
Count: 2

Craig:
[] You flip people off
[] You're one of the cool kids at school
[x] You've gotten ripped off before
[] You think you're cool
[x] Most of the time you're not happy
[x] You don't participate in anything you think sucks
[x] If you did something you have never done before, you would be sooo happy
[ ] Your last name starts with a T
Count: 4

Clyde:
[] You're attractive
[] You love tacos
[] Girls/Guys love you
[x] You love parties (it sometimes depends what kind of party)
[x] Your friends are mean to other people (everybody has at least one friend who's a jerk)
[x] Your hair is messy at sometimes
[x] You often wear red and/or blue
[] You look at Playboy Magazines
Count: 4

Token:
[] You're African American
[] You're rich
[] Anything racist gets you mad
[x] You're a nice guy/girl (at least thats what some people tell me)
[x] You wear purple and yellow (well mostly purple)
[] You know/knew someone with the last name "Black"
[] You live in a big house
[x] You've kicked a fat kid before (lol, ah memories)
Count: 3

Wendy:
[] You're a Straight A Student
[] You're a feminist
[] You have a cute boyfriend/girlfriend
[] You fall in love with other boys/girls
[] You get called a "hoe"
[x] You get mad easily at things against you
[] School is fun to you
[x] You're a bitch (Honey, everyone is a bitch, heh)
Count: 2

Bebe:
[x] Your hair is blonde (well more like a blondy/browny mix)
[x] You love boys/girls with hot asses
[] Your boyfriend/girlfriend is the eye candy
[] You are/were a head/regular cheerleader
[x] You like playing Truth or Dare
[] You love girl talk
[] You think your boobs are too big for your age
[] You're part of a Secret Committee
Count: 3

Red:
[] You have straight red hair
[x] You wear violet
[x] You can be a total bitch at some times (and I love it)
[x] You love talking on the phone
[x] You get called by your nickname
[] When your parents are gone, you invite people over
[] You have fallen in love with the eye candy
[] You talk only to your friends
Count: 4

Tweek:
[x] You get frightened easily
[] You drink coffee
[] You tend to twitch
[] You see things that other people do not
[x] Your hair is usually messy (somedays its horrible)
[] Your parents aren't helpful
[] Your clothes are messy/placed incorrectly without your notice
[] You stutter
Count: 2

Randy Marsh:
[x] You've been drunk before
[] You are often stupid
[] You want to become a geologist one day
[] You fight with baseball fathers/mothers
[] You have gotten arrested for a stupid reason
[] You play childish games
[x] You've once did something gay in your life (but you'll never know what it was)
[] You love beer
Count: 2

I am more like Kenny... lol.